I haven’t written in quite awhile, despite wanting to with this deepen longing. all true writers can’t suffer not doing the very thing that makes them whole. yet we get distracted, even if I’m a *Lord of Discipline*. loose ends needed to be taken care of, details mattered. such is life of a super spy like me. I must preface this with a stern warning: reading me might endanger you good, fun crazies out there. life of a secret agent isn’t all glamor and seducing gorgeous, shallow looking chicks. sometimes it takes patience, timing is everything. just remember in case you get attacked by a team of ninja assassins I did try to warn you.

so the initial question most might have is who is the webmaster here, who is the guy behind the screen? who indeed. lets dive right in shall we? I’m not one for belaboring on this hot topic. indeed I don’t like talking about it very much but let’s do this together. I’m a crazy chill city cat from Chiraq. A city I resided for a considerable chunk of time. until I wisely left that horrible shithole behind. relocating to the state of Middle Earth (aka North Carolina). it isn’t exactly the Nickolas Spark’s novel setting where attractive white people get it on (The Notebook, Message in a Bottle and Nights in Rodanthe). NC is more like the state of Texas + Oregon had a love child, and that child got married to Indiana. it’s a place where there’s nothing to do except vacation or golf, fish, hike. there’s lots of insects, some snakes, an occasional bear or wolf, and people who talk funny. in the libturd town of Chapel Hill are where you’ll find all the ‘city’ folk. tourists mostly who migrated here. an overhyped town full of narcissistic elitists, where the inhabitants try to get you to think its something more than it is (it’s so not). oh, and the drivers all drive like innebriated student drivers. they need to wear a bumper sticker that reads: be patient, drunk student driver on board.

these insane people cannot for the life of them use turn signals or not tailgate. I’m now accustomed to seeing long chain collision accidents on the side everywhere. smh every time in amazement. auto insurance agencies must loooooveeeeeeee this state. they also have so many stupid af laws/ways here. such as paying property tax on your car annually. now I can see exactly why this state is so annoying to live in. despite that, it’s the funnest annoying place I’ve ever lived in outside of Chitown.

well I certainly keep winding up in questionable environs. don’t get me wrong, this place is a definite upgrade from Chiraq. but that’s not saying too much now is it? I always thought Chicago was a small bento box of an overhyped city. it had some slight beauty, a touch of sophistry but not much and it never actually elevated itself. if anything the longer I was there the intensely worse it gradually became. it was already ran by blood sucking vampires, corrupt bureaucrats and parasitic politicians. they made it their life mission to ensure anybody that lived there regretted it. you were nothing more than a parasitic host for them to bleed. every city in this country is a serious shithole now. and with the way things are right now doomed to worsen as time moves on. and it always does move on.