greetings strangers, netizens, haxxors, wanderers, drifters, adventurers, mercenaries, ninjas, spies, assassins, cyborg ninjas, vampires, and everybody else. herein is my webpage, its a niche personal homepage on the information superhighway (newsflash: you’re on it right now). as you can probably tell its not hidden somehere in anti-social media with a bunch of privacy settings switched on. thus it’s outside he purview of group think, thought police, and what the corrupt overlords of those information spaces deem worthy/unworthy. I say let people decide that for themselves. if in the off chance they are upset, wronged, and butt hurt by this plz send me the therapist bill. I could use a good laugh.
Immaterium is a factitious name of a realm in the Warhammer universe, so I decided to bite it. in that world it’s the place where our consciousness forms thoughts or what have you. in this incarnation of ultra kick ass webpage, you’ll hear my two cents now and again. hopefully it will make some semblance of sense to you. if not? c’este leve (that’s just the way it goes).
this isn’t for monetization, accruing likes/dislikes, hate mail, building a brand, being an influencer, or google nonsense. you aren’t a commodity for me to exploit to further myself in the eyes of others either. its simply for me, about me, by me the 3 amigos. hey wouldn’t be here w/o me, couldn’t sleep here w/o me. and well nobodies carving my name in the tree. in my one man army be all that you can be.
profile
name: spike
from: Chicagoht: 6’0
current residence: Saxapahaw, NC
wt: 170 lbs
age: 35
eyes: coffee colored
hair: natural black
ethnicity: 🧬 Korean + Caucasian
hobbies: reading, writing, art, poetry, secret spy shit, netflix, jogging, jeet kune do, cooking, karaoke, retro tech, espionage, ninjitsu, movies, muzique, travel, watercolor, drawing, coding, videogames, retro videogames, secret missions, hot gurlies, taco tuesdays, hooters
personality: warm, bright, thoughtful, 65% minimalist, 25% introverted, observant, stealthy, inquisitive, humorous, slightly sarcastic, technical, creative, technically creative, creatively technical.
amalgam of the following characters: Al Bundy, Alex P. Keaton, Ferris Bueller, Vince Vaughn, Bruce Lee, The Vampire Lestat, Captain Kirk, Tony Almeida, Jack Tripper, Gordon Ramsay, Dr. Gori. I’d add David Hasslehoff but that might come across as bragging.
origin of a story: raised in the windy city most of my life, traveled a considerable amount during childhood which kicked ass. my dad is Korean and mother is Southern belle + half Portuguese/Italian. both who dressed and looked like modelesque spies from the mod squad. not to brag actually I pretty much breezed through school + was an autodidact. natural sketch artist since I could hold a pen, and later on: writer. attended SAIC (school of the Art Institute of Chiraq) majored in Visual Design + hot art school chickas that I was constantly pursuing (I was a bit of a playboy/pick up artiste back in the low tech era). later I started out as an IT standard nerd at Motorola, a web designer for the same, teeth model (I have A1’s baby, don’t be hating), Walgreens website male model (and later Target + Walmart), sketch artist profiler for Chicago PD, pool shark, web designer for Playboy Online, and product designer at As Seen On TV!