The Batman
my review of: the Batman. don’t worry this won’t be long, and nowhere near as excruciatingly long (or dull) of yet another installment of the caped crusader. Like Spiderman 🕷they (the CGI porn directors) can’t: get it right get it good get it perfect get it did with the actual fans in mind let me guess another reboot will happen in 2 – 3 years tops the only good aspects of this movie is that it didn’t have George Klooney, Val Kilmer, or other very non-batmanish actors in it. George Klooney sounded like a total retard during his stint as the dark knight (lolz really he did). so during the festive week I caught this. having to fast forward some parts b/c it was so damned lethargically long. the feeling of this whole film: lets be depressed about being depressed. we’re in this stupid movie how depressing! I was briefly sent back in time to the good ole new wave era (now called ’emo’ which I hate). where all my friends who dressed predictably black liked being sad about nothing particular. maybe because they were single, poor, …