dear someone, anyone, no one, everyone. dissidents, free thinkers, freegans, freaks of nature, netizen travelers, lurkers.

welcome whoever you are (or aren’t) and whatever background, however it differs who even cares? you could be the Puerto Rican custodial engineer at Playboy I was friends with, or the top waitress at my local Hooters. the kind you wanna tip for dressing slightly sexy during a Chicago blizzard. you might also be those two secret enemy spies tailing me right now. yes, my world is froth with danger at every corner. no, that hot chick isn’t somebodies tinder date. she just wants you to believe that she is. come here girl take that damned wig and facial mask off! wait its not coming off…oh my bad.

first things first: first order of buisiness is establishing my reason and my raisin d’etre. and why you’re even here to begin with. I don’t need you biting me word for word, or harvesting this, or whatever is negative in nature.

someday in the not so far off future, writing of our own volition will seem as archaic and redundant as writing in cursive.

welcome my friends, I bid you good day and happy travels.