here’s a little intro for all you nymphos -Gerardo, Rico Suave

ahnyeunghaseo (안녕): you just learned to say hello in Korean. whoopdie doo.

or:

oi (or:Olá!): hello in Portuguese. double whoopdie doo dah.

this is a brief note to make you feel all warm + vibrant, because we all know you need to be hand held, flattered, buttered up as my dad used to say to compel you to doing a thing. and as I read once in a stupid book on how to psyop peeps into doing my biddance (muahahahaa I’m terrible) I’m to ask you a big thing in order to get you to do a tiny thing. that’s work related (interaction design) which disgusts me at times. this normalization of manipulation, deceit, treachery. its beneath me and it stains ones own soul. never seen a culture such as ours that prides itself on fucking over their fellow man for a fist full of dollars more. but here we are, thoroughly programmed to be that Machiavellian mentality’s little trick.

well this aint that. this is my webpage, and on it a cursory glance into things, a sharing of this + that and ratta tat tat. hey don’t likes it? hit CTRL + W and be gone, foolish mortals. otherwise CTRL + D if you feel me. so sayeth the master of cutting + pasting.

just so we’re clear this is the personal homepage of a cute, hot, hawt, sexy, intellectual, mysterious (hello ladies *sleazy laughter), crazy, wild, fun loving, carefree, righteous dude from the windy city (no longer). he writes, draws, has a respectable music library, and steady diet of thingies from multiple sources evidently. so sit back and relax with your silly asses and feel free to visit again, y’hear?.