portfolio

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November 1, 2023

slidepheramone.com

one of the 1^st websites I’ve created (in addition: my @sian @venue homepage and my personal portfolio). but one that someone paid me $$ to actually do. For $1,250 this wasn’t half bad. photoshop, css and asp baby.…

Safe Sex Get Paid dot com - screenshot

November 1, 2023

SafeSexGetPaid.com

the 2^nd website I ever created heh heh. one of my shadier clients being this maniac who gave me $3,500 like it was nothing to make a shitty webpage. I wrote the javascript that makes the blonde chick naked on the front page hehe…

Discover Center

November 1, 2023

DiscoveryCenter.CC

one of the first ‘big’ sites I ever created, this site hasn’t changed much and I still love that about it. Also this happens to be the best place to hook up with hunnies in the city. I even went on the ‘seduction safari’ where you go…

Parachute - Korean restaurant in Chicago

November 2, 2023

Parachute Restaurant

this restaurant was walking distance from my old crib in Chicago. Korean fine dining is how I’d describe this place. anyways the owner hit me up to do a website for her and this was what she liked best (weird). I actually made a more…

Destroyer - L.A. restaurant

November 1, 2023

Destroyer — L.A. restaurant website

well the client (a friend of a friend) hit me up to make a simple site that would A. take me 2 – 3 hrs tops and B. would cost them a simple but deliciously wrought meal up to my persnickety standards. when you scroll down the page you…

the Night Ministry

November 22, 2023

the Night Ministry

A non profit serving the near north side of Chiraq. I don’t ordinarily do: A. pro bono or B. non-profits, which I call fake begging websites (they have a ton of $$ but are too greedy to spend any of it). however they do good work and…

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about

info superhighway

immaterium.me: right off of route 66 on the information superhighway

Greetings netizen! You’ve arrived (finally!) at: Immaterium. Probably wondering what this is and what you’re doing here. No this isn’t taco bell’s website, or Girls Gone Wild. It’s a personal homepage of a rather cute, crazy, witty, funny, hysterical, modest, hot, hawt, intellectual, mysterious, and humble guy. Someone with blazing insights and lotsa deep shit to convey to you. Anyways being a personal homepage = vanity page so it’s all about me, myself and I really. if you don’t likes it tough luck, suckerbutts! hah hah. like every brilliant idea this one was birthed entirely from a very terrible one. you have to become a terrible thought Liam Neeson instructed Bruce Wayne. And well I’m taking it to a whole other level.

I’m into art + design, writing, reading and whatever else. also a great deal about the indie web and minimalism can be found on this webpage. You’re surfing the information superhighway and individuals like me created these for everybody actually. so if there’s a feature or something you’d like to see please feel free to let me know. I often times like hearing from perfect strangers and getting their feedback (mostly positive, I typically disregard all others).

Profile

wassaaaaabiiiiii, thanks for checking out my little bio section up in here, up in here. I’m about to lose control up in here up in here <— I hate that song, it’s always blasting on the radio. anyhoot I’m spike the webmaster of immaterium.me.

I’m supposing you’re looking to find out a wee bit bout this. As Bruce Lee stated in an interview once it’s very easy to be flashy, cocky and put on a good show. but it’s brutally difficult for one to A. be themselves and B. express themselves honestly. that’s always struck me especially in today’s culture whereas everybody is pretending to be somebody they’re not. that’s encouraged/celebrated. a world rife with identity crisis. I’m just a artsy fartsy g33k of nature. 75% minimalist, 35% introvert (people would snigger at that), and 110% enhanced individual with a very particular set of skills. I am after all both a secret agent and a ninja. I’ve trained in martial arts most of my life (blk belt in Gongkwon Yusul + Tae Kwon Do) + later trained/studied Muy Thai, Filipino boxing, Praying Mantis kung fu, and savate. however as I like to tell people I’m not just a registered deadly weapon, but a deadly weapon of the human soul.

persona: I’m a chillaxed city cat from Chiraq. having survived that crazy shithole for so long is a miraculous feat in and of itself (and: a testament to my supreme skills). I’m highly observant (comes with having been an art school grad + naturally street smart), down to earth, cheesy, charming, slightly goofy, sufficiently crazy/kookie. despite being very fit and agile has a tendency to causing accidents to those around me/or my environment. very excellent writer I’ve been told and I have extremely white teeth (A1’s baby). which my previous dentist told me I never have to get teeth whitening. individualist, non conformist, not very PC at all. also not bothered that other people actually might not agree with everything I have to say/have said. formerly I was a IT geek at Motorola, a Flash developer at Playboy, a product designer for As Seen On TV and a Walgreens/Target website male model. Now I’m a ‘digital interactive art director’ which is a obnoxious title one intern describes as ‘that guy who does all the stuff’.