welcome y’allz! (I’m in North Carolina now, I get to say yall now its kinda fun actually!) to this here construct on the line. the glorious cyber-realm of the webmaster spike, his personal homepage. it’s his sweet everything + beautiful nothing page (or: E/N site), a digital commonplace book, and well whatever it is or isn’t, here you are. but you’re no prisoner obviously so if you feel so inclined, hit CTRL + D and visit me again. or CTRL + W and be gone with ye, foolish mortalll! (sleazy laughter ensues).

in a gist, all this

45% personal homepage
45% sketch-journal
25% digital garden
10% scrapbook album

why? b/c thought lives matter (so do writing lives for that matter). both entwined in a double helix 🧬 of waxing nostalgia + fresh introspection up in here, up in here.

profile

spike’s a renegade from retro cyberspace of Chitown, where he learned + mastered html + css + js when people still used AOL like it was tinder, and pirating mp3’s off of Napster was the height of criminality. a writer, poet, visual poet (an artiste + designer have a love child) and overall a real shining example, exceptional professional, businessman, ex DJ, former Walgreens website male model and have very sparkly teeth (A1’s) + many, many clothes. he enjoys walks in the park + foreign films (that was my cute joke) and gets scolded when its revealed I’m 1.5 Korean (oh you think you’re so special! huh!?) uh, not really but should I start to? hmmm. I’ve exceptional taste in muzique (I was once the manager of Tower Records + a former loft DJ in Chitown, which was a muzique city really). being from a foodie city I have exquisite taste in cuisine that’s demonstrative of a higher quality human being that I am. born of a very stylish, beautiful and rarified soul naturally.

rolemodels

Al Bundy, Alex P. Keaton, Vince Vaughn, Bruce Lee, the Vampire Lestat, Captain Kirk, Gordon Ramsay, Michael Jordan, Benny Hill, Tony Almeida, Jack Tripper, Dr. Gori

me

I’m 🧬 1.5 🇰🇷Korean + 🇵🇹 Portuguese, an ex Chicagoan now a North Carolinian (not really). I like walks in the park + foreign films, now that makes this sound like a dating profile, which is what I was going for stylistically huhuhh. I have extremely bright teeth that go *dinnggg* (A1’s baby!) and many, many clothes. I maintain me as 65% minimalist, and 35% introvert (an obnoxious introvert) with a penchant for life, travel, adventures, discoveries, anomalies, abnormalities. but mostly I’m my sketchbook and also my favorite pen, and the songs that play either in my earbuds or on the store speakers of Target, Walmart, Khols, etc. am I the best in all the things? no, there’s many I dislike, disdain, outright hate. I like a poem wrote based on experiences, misadventures, crazy shit that always goes down. I want to move an imperfect stranger with art, writing, images but I don’t want said souls to be envious, maligned, vengeful, or walk away all nastier for it. that’s what the current cyber-culture mileiu known as anti-social media does unsurprisingly well. I know what you might be thinking and no I’m not in fact an international male model thanks for thinking that.