immaterium is the name of a alternate dimension in the bloody + violent world of Warhammer. aka ‘the warp’ where all consciousness is supposedly said to lie. made sense to describe this information space you’re finding yourself in, netizen travelers, wayward souls, and explorers of the ether who still seek out new life + new civilization online.

this is my personal homepage you crazy people. the glorious cyber realm of a slighly retro, cheesy, crazy wild cool aid style cybepunk. I’ve the habit of being myself + questioning conventional ‘wisdom’ (snickers derisively) and not really taking myself entirely too seriously here. I don’t seek monetization b/c I don’t believe in prostituting my art. but hey if people want to give me cash for shits + giggles I’m all for that. I am after all a little bit of an entrepreneur. an exceptional professional I just don’t stop.

in a gist all this:

50% personal niche homepage: what we also knew as being a vanity page back in the heyday of WWW 1.0. which was powerfully more fun, interesting, and relentlessly crazy. now its a bunch of cookie cutter hacks trying to get real paid for saying some impressive sounding shit. who pride themselves on being SME’s (subject matter experts) but really: shit matter experts. blehehe I made a funny.
think of it as a facebook profile not hiding behind a wall.

55% sketch-journal: doodles, notes, sketches, drawings, poems, the like. messy + fun.

 profile

my usual go to selfie

name: spike
class: fighter/assassin
level(s): 25/25
hitpoints: more than the big big final boss
alignment: chaotic good with neutral tendencies
languages: Korean, Portuguese, Valyrian, fake Japanese, Elvish.
skills: ninjitsu, stupid human tricks, zippo lighter tricks, people assume good at photography cause I’m half asian, hiking, secret spy shit, has better music tastes than most (I was head manager at Tower records once), knows how to verbally engage with people, disguises, hiding in plain sight, infiltration, mapping out places, quoting random shit, remembering songs played on various retail therapy store intercoms, scoring 90 above in Karaoke, cooks legendary ramen.

genetically engineered 🧬 with 🇰🇷 Korean + 🇵🇹 Portuguese DNA, and some vampires blood, standing 6’0 ft, 172 lbs, and sz 11 ft (do the math ladies *sleazy laughter*). I’ve written some silly shit in a dating advice book for shy girls and my side hustle is crafting effectual dating profiles for friends who irritate me the most.  complete with slutty set of lips, deadly looking coffee colored eyes + extremely blinding teeth that go *DING!* (A1’s never need teeth whitening don’t be hating) + owner of many, many clothes. ex DJ, former Walgreens website male model, pool shark, park bench poet, pick up artist, web designer at Playboy online, product designer for AS SEEN ON TV! and prominent street hustler + professional business man all around. I’m a writer + artist (technology as a medium, water color, sumi with modern materials) and using tech as an art medium I got from my dad’s influence (he was a mechanical engineer all his life). I know what you’re thinking and no, I’m not in fact an international male model thanks for thinking that.

rolemodels

Al Bundy,
Alex P. Keaton,
Vince Vaughn,
Bruce Lee,
The Vampire Lestat,
Captain Kirk,
Gordon Ramsay,
Michael Jordan,
Benny Hill,
Tony Almeida,
Jack Tripper,
Dr. Gori.