you’ve stumbled on spike’s glorious cyber realm on the information superhighway. welcome y’allz to my corner of the net. this is a personal homepage (aka a vanity page) for me, by me, about me mostly (the 3 amigos). hey wouldn’t be here w/o me + nobodies carving my name in the tree. it’s my sweet everything + beautiful nothing webpage. As for myself I’m just a chillaxed city cat from Chiraq, a retro cyberpunk + tech priest, visual poet (an artiste + designer have a 💔child) and that’s about it.
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Immaterium: like all genius ideas I conceive of, this was born from a terrible thought: I know, let’s recreate my retro webpage! during the plandemic I cracked open dreamweaver, did some doodling, and the 5 minute wp install (I usually last much longer, just saying huhuhuhhuh). I was getting tired of binging Battlestar Galatica, Baywatch and running out of stuff to stream.
thus this was made. I even held a official launch party at my local Hooters, complete with a power point count down presentation with midi music. my waitress was the Filipino college chick with ‘hands off’ emblazoned on either of her Planet fitness sculpted posterior. which was funny b/c she was very hands on with this huhuhuhhu.
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spike was born + raised in the Windy City. grew up there, worked + operated throughout. some summers spent in Seoul or Portugal (father + mother is Korean/Portuguese). now living the dream in the tarheel state of Middle Earth (aka North Carolina). formerly a Walgreens website male model, pool shark, prominent street hustler, pick up artist, sketch artist for Chicago PD, private detective, Web Designer for Playboy online, and product designer for As Seen On TV!. dream job is to be a tea farmer (and a prepper) in the Andes Mountains. That, or a bountyhunter for people who fake their own deaths. I have A1 teeth (the whitest + brightest) could of been a tooth model (they tell me this later in the game). I’m mostly a secret agent nowadays, a sleeper agent.
You might not like it much, and that’s chiefly due to the fact it wasn’t designed to garner likes, shares, attention, affection, adoration, anger, outrage, or other types of famewhore low hanging fruits. I’m mostly a anti-soc media ex communicado. I prefer being off grid/off line. and the more time I spent unplugged, the better I am internally. it’s really a solid commitment one needs to make with ones self. just cut the crap with the pretentious bullshit, the gaslighting tactics, the haterade and shallow crap. it doesn’t work, it’s all bs and you’ve fallen head deep into that quagmire. I’m not here to preach or to teach. but I probably will wind up doing just those things eventually.
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