I was taking Sabi, my dog out for a 3rd walk. Throwing out the trash at the same time, ah schnap multi tasking, yo!
As I moved away from the dumpster, I noticed some new Latina hunnies on the 3rd floor in the condo across from me checking me out, while bbqing. Yep, still exuding that thick smokey sexuality of mine. Of course, Sabi took this opportunity to deposit a monstrous dump. Way to shit on my moment you little bastard! heh heh. I have to give it to the Latina hunnies, they’re like a mirror of flattery. Some of em check this like I’m organic grass fed kobe beefsteak. Others not so much. Bet they’re admiring my expensive hairgel, lol.
This summer’s completely whack weather wise. One day it’s 90, the next it’s cool and breezy. Not summer at all, some funky ass peculiar shit is what it is…really messing with my funk.
So tired, and I hate this company I’m in. It’s about as fun as a old person’s fart at a bingo night panty raid!