IMMATERIUM: the bright white mindspace of a retro cyberpunk from the 80’s who managed to time travel to the present. using his trusted Commodore 128 + a prototype time distortion device he stole from the CIA’s web servers (hah hah!). the chicks are banging and the technology is sexy. plus people are way more stupid and boring! so now I’m trying to go back in time. hacking the CIA isn’t as easy as back then so now I’ll have to seduce a female CIA operative somehow. might just be stuck in this timeline for a bit until I can work my charms on that lucky gal. a little drakkar noir, some raw displays of kung fu + ninjitsu (I am a ninja as well). she’ll be ripping her clothes off as her hair blows in the air like a commercial for expensive shampoo. I have to get back to the 80’s to put a stop to facebook, twitter and other anti-social media. so that people can cease being useless zombies without an actual social life. however I’m going to have to bring back a few computers and latest smart phones as proof I was here in the first place.
spike’s originally a chillaxed city cat from Chiraq, who went into the witness protection program to live in the middle of North Carolina somewhere. the reason being he witnessed how sexy he looked in the mirror one day and thought it was a crime of the century. and if not it ought to be. and if you deny that then that’s an asian hate crime right there lolz. but who is this gorgeous, shy, humble, classy, charming, cocky and crazy cat? for starters I know what you’re thinking and no, I’m not an international male model thanks for thinking that. I’m actually a secret agent. I was ousted from the intelligence community for actually having some. I’m a cyberpunk and ninja, bit of a retro geek and a renaissance bad boy. sorry not very talented in political correctness, anti-social media saavy geek speak nor do I care to be. what I am is an individualist, a person possessing original thoughts/ideas/words not contrived or derived from others. all I see these days are fakers faking it. fake can’t be just as real. corrupt people keep infecting one another with group/right think, conformity, hive mentality and whatever other systems of oppression. ones which gaslight the individual who is independent of their borg collective.