was­saaaaabi­i­i­i­ii, thanks for check­ing out my lit­tle bio sec­tion up in here, up in here. I’m about to lose con­trol up in here up in here <— I hate that song, it’s always blast­ing on the radio. any­hoot I’m spike the web­mas­ter of imma​teri​um​.me.

I’m sup­pos­ing you’re look­ing to find out a wee bit bout this. As Bruce Lee stat­ed in an inter­view once it’s very easy to be flashy, cocky and put on a good show. but it’s bru­tal­ly dif­fi­cult for one to A. be them­selves and B. express them­selves hon­est­ly. that’s always struck me espe­cial­ly in today’s cul­ture where­as every­body is pre­tend­ing to be some­body they’re not. that’s encouraged/​celebrated. a world rife with iden­ti­ty cri­sis. I’m just a art­sy fart­sy g33k of nature. 75% min­i­mal­ist, 35% intro­vert (peo­ple would snig­ger at that), and 110% enhanced indi­vid­ual with a very par­tic­u­lar set of skills. I am after all both a secret agent and a nin­ja. I’ve trained in mar­tial arts most of my life (blk belt in Gongk­won Yusul + Tae Kwon Do) + lat­er trained/​studied Muy Thai, Fil­ipino box­ing, Pray­ing Man­tis kung fu, and savate. how­ev­er as I like to tell peo­ple I’m not just a reg­is­tered dead­ly weapon, but a dead­ly weapon of the human soul.

per­sona: I’m a chillaxed city cat from Chi­raq. hav­ing sur­vived that crazy shit­hole for so long is a mirac­u­lous feat in and of itself (and: a tes­ta­ment to my supreme skills). I’m high­ly obser­vant (comes with hav­ing been an art school grad + nat­u­ral­ly street smart), down to earth, cheesy, charm­ing, slight­ly goofy, suf­fi­cient­ly crazy/​kookie. despite being very fit and agile has a ten­den­cy to caus­ing acci­dents to those around me/​or my envi­ron­ment. very excel­lent writer I’ve been told and I have extreme­ly white teeth (A1’s baby). which my pre­vi­ous den­tist told me I nev­er have to get teeth whiten­ing. indi­vid­u­al­ist, non con­formist, not very PC at all. also not both­ered that oth­er peo­ple actu­al­ly might not agree with every­thing I have to say/​have said. for­mer­ly I was a IT geek at Motoro­la, a Flash devel­op­er at Play­boy, a prod­uct design­er for As Seen On TV and a Walgreens/​Target web­site male mod­el. Now I’m a ‘dig­i­tal inter­ac­tive art direc­tor’ which is a obnox­ious title one intern describes as ‘that guy who does all the stuff’.