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case of the monday’s
my out of the office notification for today.
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new kid on the block
kinda tipsy on a bottle of expensive white wine some individual at work gave me for my birthday back in May. I had it sitting in my fridge that whole entire time and didn’t realize this shit was French yo. if I had I would’ve drank it just because lolz. btw like my mother always says: white wine’s for…
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Star Wars
slave #1 who I usually refer to as instagram girl: (err: intern #1, they don’t like me referring to them as slaves) asks “have you seen Ahsoka yet spike?” me: “yeah I think she’s in conference room #4 I believe. better run if you wanna catch her” intern #2, a crazy Japanese kid says “I think she’s talking about Star Wars” me:…
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Warrior Notes
know your enemy I’m sick of trick or treaters in costumes disguised as leaders. Thievery Corp, Letters to the Editor if things are this bad now, imagine 10 years from now. it’s hard to envision that and I don’t want to dwell on that. too heavy, too weighty, too negative in nature. I am after all a poet and…
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Sour Times
Life in America is very much a very dark, fallen place. still living under the delusion of being the heroic paladin: a knight of pristine heart and diamond soul. it loves the limelight, it lusts for attention + affection. yet it despises the intellect, the artist, the poet. it glorifies the creative liar (politicians), the artful assassin…
the personal niche homepage (and everyone knows thats a vanity page) of a crazy city cat from Chiraq. who I am isn’t terribly important and the less I tell you about me, the safer you are. that’s b/c I’m a super spy (secret agent) and life is a constant danger. one full of intrigue, romance (hello ladies), adventure, mystery, corporate espionage, and lots of fun also. so naturally I’m a master of disguise, a bit of a playboy, poet, scoundrel and artist. I must warn you however not to share the secrets in this website with anyone. it could thrust me into immediate danger. if not for me then for your country.
there’s not much else actually. you could be here purely out of boredom, curiosity or craving some excitement. which you’ve come to the right place. here I get to share and explore my own personal passions. a heady book, a moving poem, a beautiful music video, a crazy website. anything I personally find mesmerizing. dare I say tantalizing? No? Yeah those big $5 words are so pretentious. anyways I’m running out of words here so please enjoy your stay and hit CTRL +D to bookmark this website.
hello! spike here, your very special friend ^_^ <— Korean smiley.
I’m just your average enhanced individual, here to pontificate and get my flow on. y’all knows how I do and I’m setting the precedent. but enough about me let’s talk about me for a second here: I’m a Chicago excommunicato recently moved to the state of North Carolina. I train and practice jeet kune do. I love to write, draw, am a voracious reader, movie buff, amateur chef, unpublished poet, and seasoned traveler (not a tourist, a legit traveler). I’m genetically Korean + Portuguese = 110% Americano. though most people just think I’m a Filipino which is good in my line of work. you see I’m a bit of a secret agent. I don’t really like talking about it but my life is constantly in danger and there’s always an enemy spy out to do me harm. they’re almost entirely female and modelesque looking. like my ex girlfriend who turned out to be a Portuguese spy. apparently the Portuguese government was trying to steal my great great grandmother’s recipes. until I foiled their plot, naturally. and I know what you’re thinking why no I’m not an international male model, thanks for thinking that.