here’s a little intro for all you nymphos  –Gerardo, Rico Suave.

greetings + warmest welcome to my E/N site. yep you found me out, busted! yeah, I know where have I been all your life, you really needed to be here, am I right? Of course I am! So what is this and what are you doing here? You’re probably asking yourself ‘self, why is we here?’ well let me tell you either curiosity or surfing the world wide web was all it took. In which case reward yourself by hitting CTRL + D for me and bookmark this bad boy. if not, hit CTRL + W and be gone with ye, foolish mortals! *unnecessarily sleazy laughter ensues*. Take it from the master of cutting + pasting.

like all ingenious ideas I have, this was born from a terrible one: I know, lets recreate my oldschool homepage! so during the scamdemic when I was suffering the original strain I got tired. Tired of binging Battlestar Galactica + Baywatch. I cracked open dreamweaver, did the 5 minute wordpress install and boom! got this did. easy peasy Japaneasy like that. my original layout was a bit different, more like a never ending smörgåsbord of visual porn full  of varied thingies. fun but I needed to tone it down apparently. I keep forgetting that we’re in this bright shiny new era, where nobody actually could say shit or do shit w/o the thought police trying to arrest them. words are violence apparently. these know nothing brainless twats who think they’re the shiznit but needed to youtube how to balance a checkbook or wash dishes. I see it all the time everywhere I go: the classic know it all who doesn’t know his head from his ass perpetrating like they’re Good Will Hunting. Makes me wonder how many peeps think they’re so damned smart b/c of chatgpt in their pockets. there’s a distinction between actually being smart and synthetically smart. way too many fake af smartypants on the line. and not that many real, sincere, legit, grounded ones.

in a gist, all this:

45% personal blog: you’ve been on several, probably have a few. but unlike some I’m not here for google nonsense, clickbait, likes, followers, subscribers, cultists, stalkers. just here to share my crazy cat videos (jk), music videos, bookmarks, listicles, images, two cent, etc. before it was just business now its personal.

45% sketch-journal: doodles, annotated nibs, doodads, sketches, half finished writings/poems/ideation. some of it might be interesting and the other half not that much.

25% other: miscellaneous things.

thanks for dropping by ^_^ <— Korean smiley.