the personal niche homepage (and everyone knows thats a vanity page) of a crazy city cat from Chiraq. who I am isn’t terribly important and the less I tell you about me, the safer you are. that’s b/c I’m a super spy (secret agent) and life is a constant danger. one full of intrigue, romance (hello ladies), adventure, mystery, corporate espionage, and lots of fun also. so naturally I’m a master of disguise, a bit of a playboy, poet, scoundrel and artist. I must warn you however not to share the secrets in this website with anyone. it could thrust me into immediate danger. if not for me then for your country.
there’s not much else actually. you could be here purely out of boredom, curiosity or craving some excitement. which you’ve come to the right place. here I get to share and explore my own personal passions. a heady book, a moving poem, a beautiful music video, a crazy website. anything I personally find mesmerizing. dare I say tantalizing? No? Yeah those big $5 words are so pretentious. anyways I’m running out of words here so please enjoy your stay and hit CTRL +D to bookmark this website.
spike’s originally a chillaxed city cat from Chiraq, who went into the witness protection program to live in the middle of North Carolina somewhere. the reason being he witnessed how sexy he looked in the mirror one day and thought it was a crime of the century. and if not it ought to be. and if you deny that then that’s an asian hate crime right there lolz. but who is this gorgeous, shy, humble, classy, charming, cocky and crazy cat? for starters I know what you’re thinking and no, I’m not an international male model thanks for thinking that. I’m actually a secret agent. I was ousted from the intelligence community for actually having some. I’m a cyberpunk and ninja, bit of a retro geek and a renaissance bad boy. sorry not very talented in political correctness, anti-social media saavy geek speak nor do I care to be. what I am is an individualist, a person possessing original thoughts/ideas/words not contrived or derived from others. all I see these days are fakers faking it. fake can’t be just as real. corrupt people keep infecting one another with group/right think, conformity, hive mentality and whatever other systems of oppression. ones which gaslight the individual who is independent of their borg collective.