case of the monday’s
my out of the office notification for today.
Year: 2023
follower
if your inner narcissist needs a follower you can now get one in real time, offline. there’s some very bored individuals out there apparently, or just that liquid where they can sacrifice their time + energy doing this kinda kookie shit.
new kid on the block
kinda tipsy on a bottle of expensive white wine some individual at work gave me for my birthday back in May. I had it sitting in my fridge that whole entire time and didn’t realize this shit was French yo. if I had I would’ve drank it just because lolz. btw like my mother always says: white wine’s for pussies. but it sure goes good with salads which I’m having for dinner (don’t laugh). just something to balance the […]
Star Wars
slave #1 who I usually refer to as instagram girl: (err: intern #1, they don’t like me referring to them as slaves) asks “have you seen Ahsoka yet spike?” me: “yeah I think she’s in conference room #4 I believe. better run if you wanna catch her” intern #2, a crazy Japanese kid says “I think she’s talking about Star Wars” me: *singing* “Oh Star Wars, Nothing but Star Wars, Give me those Star Wars, Don’t let them end.” “both interns look […]
Warrior Notes
know your enemy I’m sick of trick or treaters in costumes disguised as leaders. Thievery Corp, Letters to the Editor if things are this bad now, imagine 10 years from now. it’s hard to envision that and I don’t want to dwell on that. too heavy, too weighty, too negative in nature. I am after all a poet and artist so I’m sensitive like that (huhuhuh I made an art/poetry joke: +25 points).
Sour Times
Life in America is very much a very dark, fallen place. still living under the delusion of being the heroic paladin: a knight of pristine heart and diamond soul. it loves the limelight, it lusts for attention + affection. yet it despises the intellect, the artist, the poet. it glorifies the creative liar (politicians), the artful assassin (media), the intellectual thief of intellectual property (China). it assigns heroic alphamale status to the white man and paints non-whites […]
hunniebunnies
Arianny Celeste: 1.5 Mexican + Fillipina senorita. UFC darling. this hot tamale is straight up bad ass.
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The basic human reaction to pleasure is not satisfaction, but rather craving for more. Hence, no matter what we achieve, it only increases our craving, not our satisfaction Yuval Noah Harari
intro.txt
sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name…and they’re all not so insane…you wanna go where people don’t know, they don’t know your name. well I’ve arrived, all shiny and new. this blog still has that new car smell and I’m test driving this. but first, what is this? this is this: me at my worstme at my bestme at my most brilliantme at my stupidest momentme in my strangestme in my normalme in my abnormalme […]
